Well oh well n boyz n Oh Ma Akchooal Dog!!! Whatt a roasty toashty heet therres beed heerr diz weekernd!! EEEET ISSS TROOOOOOOO!! Pppfff!! I'z cood nutt beleeve da heet, eet was liyke da sun was fryin an egg overr a wood burnin shtove insiyde a sawuna in ma bakk gardin!!! Ppffft, I waz sweeatin liyke a little piggy, n i downt evin know iff piggys can sweatt!! (Maybe dis iz why dey turn intoo snorsagies.... I'z jusht dunno! I'm too hott to fink cleerly!)
Yoo see, eet iz nevir evir DAT hott in Scottland, no sireee, but by gumbo's eet was yestirday n tooday!! I haz been pantinn liyke a panty fing 'n poor Uncel Wesley took da puffs, kus he is a lhasa apsoo n eets a fing dat makeys derr breethin funny if they chokke or ovir heet or fings! Butt hee is ok, ma granny A, savid him! Yoo see, da cyoor is fur da hooman to stick theiyr fingers oveir da doggies nosey to mayke dem breeth thru their mouwthy till eet passes, n eet did! N he is fiyne, which is grayte, I was jusht tellin yas to demornstrayte da fakt dat eet has been CRAZZY WEVTHER HERRE fur us whoo ar yoosd to raiyn n fogg n shnoww n windd! heehee!
It was too hott to sitt insiyde n too hott to be outsiyde, so I hadd to find da shaydiest place to sitt, like dis:
|No bloggin... No playin...|
Just tryin to bee cool undir a patioo seet!
See ma jauwnty stance, wiv ma elboww ontopp of da feetie barr on da chair!? heehee!
Ma mummer kept frowin watter over me, it was DATT hott!! I'z did nutt know eef I'z liykeyd thiz or nutt!! butt shee kept dowin eet n I kept runnin bakk ovir everytime so see herr, so I musht'v! heehee!
So, yeah doggers, dat ees awll I has too say fur nows!!! Apartt frum: bee sayfe eef eetz hott wherre u bee, donnt overheet... drink plenty watter, n dontt sit in da carr furs too long eithver ok?!?!
In fackkt, yoo cood hass a doggy-James-Wellbeloved-dog-food-filled-icycle, like me, see:
|Liiikky likkyyy likkers, burp!!!|
Eet waz sooo refreshering!! Eeetz troo!
Dat's awll I waz any good fur dees weekernd anywaiys, sleepin in da gardin in da shadeyness n eetin doggy treet niceles, nummers!
Hoppe da shtart owf yoor weeky iz as wunderrfull as yooz awll arr ma fureends!!!
Love n likkers,
frum a suntannd,