Is yoooz awll fiyne tooday on dis herre Munndaiy!? I'z doo hoppe soo, indeederydoo!!
I hazz jusht reyaliysed datt I has nutt did I poshty siynce ma Satturdaiy Sweeteries Wun! I fott diz was a disgrayce!! So, I iz herre nows, donnt panic! Loook eets me agaiyn, fur shurre:
|Sayme az evir, |
jusht lil' olde P-dorg!
So guys, a few yoo matterz owf busniss:
1. Didd yoos awll enjoyy seeyin ma boyyfurrend Barrnie as ma Stturdaiy Sweetteries Gesst own Satturday!?
2. I beleieve a Happay Birffday iz in orderr fur a certtaiyn Corbin, we haz nevirr mett froo Blogland yet, butt I has seed everywun wisherin him a happie day, so fott I wood too! Spreddin da doggerylovve wun posht at a tiyme! heeheehee!
3. I iz verry prowwd owf ma mummer.... doo yooz remimber shee had a tintervyoo own Friyday!?! Well.... SHE GOTTED DAA JOBB!! Awll dat reeding n shtudyin paiyd owf mummer, yoo can buyz me a nyoo beddie now, wiv ma nayme embroiydered own it! hehee! She haz did very furry well thfo n iz very clevvir!!!
4. Ma mummer ees an idyot! heehee! Eeetz troo! Let me tellz ya whot happerend tooday, (we hass no photorgraphik eviydense kus eet happend so kwik n enderred at da doktirrs! So barre wivv me n ma shtory!!) So, abbowt an howr afterr shee waz offerrd herr jobbie, her n dadder tooked me fur a walkkie!! YEah, n we fouwnd a bitt owf da parkk we had nevir seed befur, eet is a dog agillyty areya! Yeah eet had seesarws and bigg fraymes to cliymb ovirr n doggie jumpss! N besht owf awll, EET WAS ENCLOSSED!!!!! So mummer took off ma leed n dadder says gow on thenn Posie iff yoo wunt to givve eet a go!! So, mummer thfot, "Posie's nevirr dunn thiz beforre, I will haz to showw herr whott to doo!", n mummer preseedid to run at wun o owf da doggie jumps, eet looked abit liyke diss:
Shee desiyderd to jumpp ovvir eet - eet wasntt morre dan 6 inchers owf da grownd - butt kiynd owf furgott to jumpp whenn shee reeched eet, butt hadd buillt upp so mutch momentum she coulddnt shtop! So diss happerned:
Shee bassherd herr legg owf da bigg wooden bitt at da bottom, gotted herr foot shtukk between da pole and da wooded plankk! N boof, she landedd own her harm n hurted bothh her leggies! Silly mummer! N I didd nott gett to go own da agilyty fings kus we hadd to help mummer hobble bakk to carr n gett homme! ppffft! so noo wakkies fur me tooday, fanks mummer! Serioosly tho, she did fink she hadd broked her leg, butt da dokktir says shee did nutt, so allz iz well! heeheehee!
Ok, so movvin own frum mummer's shtoopidirty..., I'z wood liyke to noww do ma entrriie fur da PeeMail Compertishun:
If yoo wunt to fiynd ouwt abouwtt dis compertishun, check owt Cowspotdogs' blog, herre! I iz entirrin da 2nd Annyooal PeeMail Compertishun wivv summ splendidd little piktyoors owf me chekkern ma peemails, see:
|So manny peemaiyls, |
soo little leadd!
|Yoo spyin ownn me |
chekin ma peemails?!!?
|Eurgh, datt wusntt a peemail, |
eet waz salty seea spray!!
So guyzz, I iz finkin datt chekkin peemails iz alwayzz bettir whin yoo knowz therr izntt seeshpray own itt! pffft! heehee!
Well, ma palss, dats ma entrriee n hope ots oowf yoo wunt to go entirr now too!! I fink Reilly n Denny frum Cowspotdogs wood liyke dat a lott! heehe!
Furr now, eetz beed tiyme, kuss therr is bigg Juberlee sellybrashuns tommorrow n I has to go likk ma mummer's leg to make shoor eet gets bettir soon!
Love n likkers,