Weell eets Fryday again, hooozah! YEAH! Eet has been a longg weeky n I is still poopered after ma long day wiv grinny n grandar, look at ma:
Butt I iz dreeemin abowt lookin furwarrd to ma weekernd!! YEAH! Barbeekueee at Auntie Rowiiiieees Howse! Eets troo!!
Ok, so ma mummer n me wants to sendd owt a sinseeer apologiee to everywun fur we AKKSIDINTLY toldd a lie, kus we did nutt reaalise (eet was mummers fauwlt reely fur she was beein stooopid heehee) yesterdaiy waz nutt ma 50th posht, eet was only ma 49th! PPppfff n she sayz I'z cannut cownt!? (okays so I carnt cownt pasht 17, but evin I know dat da 40s come befur da 50s pppffft!) Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, she misreadd da whole fing, n so it appers dat DIS is ma 50th Posht! YAY! Its like twooo miylestones in as manniy days! heehee!
Ok guys, I fthot I wood do a little poshty tooday to say....I has gotted TWO NYOOOOO TOYS DIS WEEKY!!!! Anddd that ees shooorly caws fur a cellybrashun, no?!?! I fink so too!!
Da furst wun is a briyte red rugby ball wiv Lighternin McQuween own eet, yeah, look at eet:
|Me keepin ma beedy eyez own it,|
so dat no-wun pinches eet frum ma!
I reelly liykes eet, eet iz mutch eesier to runn abowt wiv dan a rownd ball! I has lots of fun wiv eet:
|bitey bitte ma nyoo toy! heehee!|
So dats ma redd wun!! Now, we hass ma sekund wun!! Eet is a grayte bigg rubbery skwakkying dukky! YEAH!!! Ma dadder bott eet for me whiyle he wazz waiytin fur mummer to comme owt of her tinterivyooo toooday! Eets troo! heehee!
Herre iz a piktyoor owf me showin yoo ma nyoo dukkie:
|I'z wood mayke a good |
"glamoruss assistint" eh!?
So, herre is a short vidyooh owf me annd ma dukkie, fur yoor enjoyermint!! So, ...er.. ENJOY okays?!:
Dey arr pretty pooor kwalitteee, dadder kud havv didd themm bettir than mummer heehee! Butt she lovess themm anyways kus she says I look liyke a happy little flippery fish when I danse abowt on ma bakkie! heehee!
Anywaaaaaiiiy guys, I'z loves ma nyoo toys, so I be off to playz wiv dem summ morre! HEeeeheee, eez troo!
Joiyn me tomorrrodaiy fur ma Satturday Sweeties!!! Carnt waiyt to see youz awll derre!
Havve a grayte friday niyght guyz!!!!
Love n likkers,