Friday, 1 June 2012

EEETZ HORRAAABLE!....SYMPATHEEEZZZ PLEEEZ DORGIEZ!!!

Herlo dorrgiez n palz!


I Iz makin a qwuick shorrt posht. Kuzz, I haz hadd a terribblle niyte!  Eetz troo!!!

Dadderlee sed it wozz bedtiymez and I iz gowinn up tha stayrz happperily. Butt thenn he popped mee into da baff inshted. WHOT?!?!

"Dadderlie...why iz ma beddie so slippy??!!", I'z saiyd to himm


Annd hiz faycey laffed rite at me. N he sed "no no Pozieee, itz da baff!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ! 

Aaaaaaanywaiyzz....thisz wos neerly a wurdless Friydaiy....I wuz so THATT shockkered!

Jusht loook at ma!!! Pppfft:


I'z surzvived...troo, butt onlliee jusht. 
I'z givin dadderlie a bad look. 
Badd dadder!



I iz meebbee be feelin cleen and snoozy nowz, but iz onlee beein defiant...


Zzzzzzzzzzz

Perhappz downt tell himz datt I'z enjoyerd eet:


Eeetz troo butt dont tell himz!



Weeel guyz, I iz off to ma bedder nowz to gett ovir this niyght n hopez i dus nutt hav any niyghtyponies!!! sniff!

Love n likkers,

Pdorger
xoxx

11 comments:

  1. Blimey this must be my lucky night, first I see you on your back in your Ma Nyoo Toyz post, well, that was enough to knock me off my feet - and now I recover to come a paw plodding here to find you undressed, wet and talking about baths! - Oh my deary me - bowled me over again that did - on my back legs akimbo as we bark, what is a Bordoggy to do! - I know, am off to fetch my rubber duck/robe - get your Dadder to put some bubbles in next time, we shall jacuzzi! Happy Days!

    ReplyDelete
  2. OMD OMD... POSIE you were troooly not kiddin... THIS is HORRRRRRRORable fur sure. Your Dad TRICKED you with a FAKE Bed word and then PLUNGED you into the FRIGID BAFF WATERS????
    OMD This is toooooooo much fur me to EVEN think about.
    BUTT on the other paw... from the furst comment it seems as though you have been ... PawPawsiShuned with a Bubbly Baff. Now THAT would not be so bad. I know about bubbles.. they are MOSTLY DRY.. no REAL ... COLD/FRIGID {{SHIVER}} WATER and Shampoo needed with a BUBBLES BAFF. I am pretty SURE this is right.
    I pray that you do NOT have nightponies!!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Oh no!! You fell for the human's trick! Sorry to hear it my friend, sorry to hear it!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Oh Posie, how terrible to be tricked like that, we will feel bad for you so sleep tight knowing your friends care.

    Susie & Bites

    ReplyDelete
  5. Poor Posie...I do feel sorry for you being tricked like that.
    I bet you smell luvverly now...you look even more cute all tucked up :-)

    ReplyDelete
  6. What a dreadful trick, sooo unfair, BOL!
    Oh well, it's something we poor dogs have to put up with now and then. Next time dad tells you to go to bed - run!!!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

    ReplyDelete
  7. Your face says it all, the dreaded B - A - T - H ---- did you wiggle all the wet out afterwards? That's what Zacky does ahahahahaah

    ReplyDelete
  8. I reckon that's a cue for you to go and roll in fox poo mate! Deccy x

    ReplyDelete
  9. Howdy P-dorg, oh the horror. Poor Rory ran away as soon as he heard the word bath. He doesn't like them at all. I just tolerate them cause actually, I can't get away from mum even if I want to, sigh. Hope you recovered. If you need us to call the RSPCA we can! Just say the word mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

    ReplyDelete
  10. Thankyooo awll fur awll yoor lovliiieee commints!!! Ma Gooderyness, I'z surviyvered eet, I did, butt I'z'll nutt be trikered liyke datt agaiun, may I jusht say!! I'z didd nutt havv nighytponies, fank gooders! heehehee! PeeS Barnie, I'z'll gett in yoor hotttub wiv yoo anyday! Tho we coould get a paddlin pool frum B&Q fur a fiyver?! heehee love n likkers, pdorg xox

    ReplyDelete
  11. Yuk! I ate da barff. Is evil and not be trusted and I runs away. I hate bein wet. I prefer smellin of whateever i do smell of. Is not bovverin me so I dussnt see why it be bovverin anywun else...

    ReplyDelete

Dis iz wherez u can leeve me a warrm snuggie n I appressheeate dem all! Love hariey babery dorgi - Posie xox