Pozeeee's Sattirdaiy Sweeteries!

Herloo everybuddy,

Heeerrllo on dis cold n foggery drizzely Satttirday! I hopes dat yoo haz awll been doin dandie today!? I iz sorry dat dis posht iz a bitt layte in da day, butt bettir layte thann nivvir as theiy say, eh?! heehee!

Anyzwaiyz, Gess whot guyz?! MA MUUUUUUUUUUUMMERS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! YEAH!!! eees troo!!!!! Oh ma gooderyness was I ignorin her fur a shplitt sekund n thenn went mentall to see hers, kus I missered her too mutch to be moody own her returrn heeheeheehee eetz troo! heeheehee! YEAH!!!!!

I has lotds n lotds owf shtories n newys n fings, n me n mummer carnt waiyt to check outw everywuns poshts n catch upp wiv yoos awll n reed awll yoor commints yoov been leevin me! We iz gownna do dat ovir da weekernd! Everywun has been so grayte wiv yoor niyce commints whiyle mummers been away thfo! Me n dadder redd dem awll! heehee!

Anywaaaaaaaaaaiys guys, beffur I'z do awl owf da abovve I iz gownna do a liyttle poshtie fur ma Satuurday Sweetiees! YERS, eetz dat tiyme owf da weeky agen! And toooday I haz a veri veri speshal gesst, fur he is a borderr terriorist jusht liyke me! YEAH! eez troo!!! He lives wiv Jock and Lucy da doggies, Lucca da cat and birdies n goats n evin a bloo-tung lizzard cawlled Norbert!! WOWSIES! How cool is dat?! Yers, everywun yooo know whoo eet eez, ees DUSTY DA BORDERR TERRIORIST!!! YEAH! Fur shurre he will be a grayte gesst!! His mummer entered him bekuss he is a borderr liyke me, I fink she knoo dat wood shtand himm in good stedd! heeheehee!

So, I'z will now show yoo da first owf Dusty's favrit treets:

Nummin upp da green shtuffs!

Yers everywunn, Dusty looooves lettis n cabbarge n fings! I'z dont undershtand eet perzonlly I'z wood rathir haz beefies n shteak n miince n hamm n chickern n SNORSAGIES! YUMMERS! butt, eech dogg to demselves, eh? And besiydes if Dusty eets awll da green fings dat leeeves awll da nummery meety fings furr us otheir borderr terriorists riyte!? heeheehee!

Letz see whot his mummery has to say abowt awll dis greenery eeting malarkiy:

"He enjoys some pretty strange snacks! He is just a crazy dog who does some crazy things, what else is there to say? Why does he enjoy his snack of lettuce? Well, that's hard to explain because well, it's Dusty! He loves lettuce because he loves cabbage. Why does he love cabbage? Because our goats love cabbage, and anything that anyone else has & loves that he doesn't have & love, he MUST have & love it too, no matter what the cost is! So one day (very recently actually) he was watching the goats eat their cabbage and decided he wanted it too! So we gave him some and now he's become a cabbage/lettuce loving crazy dog! He finds it the tastiest thing in the world, just because the goats did first!"

I fink dat that is insayne butt at da sayme tiyme very shmart, eet stops da goatties gettin awll da niyce figns n showz dat Dusty is not fraid to try owt nyoo fings! YEAH! heeheehee!

Butt, everywun, dat ees nutt awll dat Dusty liykes to nummer-up, nosireee, indeeederydo it ain't, fur he dus somthin else dat kwiyte frankliie I fink iz utterly nutterly disgusterin butt at da sayme tiyme very furry amuuzin n hilarious!!!! Jusht look fur yoorselfs:

Pyoooooughk!!!

YERS doggies n fanzies n hoomans n pals, Dusty liykes to lickk marmiyte owf his noomans toooes!!!! WHOT!?!!!! I say WHOT?!?!  look at dat piktyoor agen, yoo wuz nutt mishtaykin, he HAS got marmiyte AWLLL ovir HIS SNOOPER! heeheehee!!! Oh Dusty I'z dontt evin knowz whot to say to yoo furrend, yoo arr jusht a class akt heeheehee!! His mummy says: "Dusty also LOVES to eat Marmite! On toes! I'm sure he'd love it on toast too, but we made up a new one, marmite on toes! He just loves it!"

Ok, Dusty, I say whot evir floawts yer boatt, n whattivir waggers yoor tailiey!! N maybe evin: dontt knockk it till yooo try it! Butt I fink I may try eet in ma bowwwel beffore I likk it off dadders feeties! heehee!

SOoo guyz I am syoor yoo agree dat Dusty shoor has somme speshal Satturdaiy Sweeties Skills n delickacies!!! Indeeder! So, go checkk owt hiss bloggy, he iz a hoot, n so is Jock n Lucy, evin tho they is nutt borderr terriosrists, butt they cannut help this! heehee! Chekk owt theirrz bloggy Herre! Liyke eetz a musht, okays?! heehee!

Also, he is runnin a spehal compertishun kus eetz his burfdaiy soon, HIS FURST birfday, bless hiz littel almusht-wun-yieer-owld hearrt! heehee!

N yoo can reed awll abowt eet n entir by followin dis linky HERRE! I fink yoo shood doo eet, kus da priyze ees a wun-off grayte priyze dat anyy doggery wuud lovve, oooh Iz knows dat I'z wuntt eet! heehee!

So, to Dusty, I awardd yoo da shparkles fur yoor siydebarr! YEAH!:

Furr Dushty

Love,
da P-dorgy
xxx

I'z lookin furrward too seein dat sparkless own yoor pagey! eetz troo!

Annd mosht impawtintly furr yooz awll, therr will onli be WUN WEEKY LEFT owf ma Satturday Sweeties, next week, yipppp, yurs-siree, eetz troo! Unlessh enywun elshe wunts to enttir....!?  Emaiyls furr entrries to posiedorg@gmail.com

Ok guys, I besht be off kus I has a longg niyghte aheed owf me, yoo haz no eeye-deea seriooosly heehee! I will tell yooz awll abowt eet lateirs!  Butt furr noww, suffiyce to say, I'z gladd I gett ma reel bed wiv me toniyght, unliyke mummer n dadderlie! heehee!

Eeet was grayte to havve Dushty heerr todaiy, I'm shurre yoo awll aggree!!  Butt furr now, I'z will say nighty nightters,

Be goodd doggers n fanszies,

Mutch lovveliyeness, n likkers,

P-dorgolishious-girrl!

xxxooxx