Well weeell weeel duz I haz a chikerny-shpektakuler fur youziez diz mornern!!!???!
Owkay, so I haz franterkly gowin abowt fotohraphern ma aunti rowie's pooltry n duckydoodas! Dey look awll so veri veri tashty butt I left them awll intact, n nut in ma tummmery kuz I dunnt wannt ti mmakey ma auntie rowena sad whin shi gets homm n all herr chikerns r gonn n den I wud go Buurrrp! heehee!
Sooo herr we arr:
a cupel o buffs n a cuppel o cochins!
a clushtir o tasty chickerns!
So noww Iz show ya da mannlie cokril chikkin! He haz lods owv pritty shaddes owf shimmry gray own hiz fetherrs!!:
A cokril n hiz hennies!!
Neyxt dere is a cuppel o ma favritts!!!:
I fink ma auntir rowie's hooman mammie sez these arr blakk lacey wuns!
Iz kud chasey dese fethery henny bums awl dayz!!
Owkay soo now Iz shoow yoo sum fasst littil silkiiee hens!!:
heehee dey makke me laff, wiv dere littil silki hats!!
heehee! shi iz jumpern ower ad bakk ov her sishtir! heehee!
YEAH, now look at da duckerydoodles. Kwaaak quwaaak!!! Therr nameyz arr Donald n Daiisy! Yeeeah eetz trooo!:
posin fur a foto, beforr dey puddell in therr bath!
ma daddery put sum wormies in dere bath n den theey
were bobbin abowt fur them! I'z mite run n bitteey dere bums!
Anywun gott any hoooii sin soosss n a pankayke?! nummers!
Noow dorgis, n doggys n borderrterrorists n hoomans n freends n fanziiieees, I hopz youz cann see datt itz took a lott n lott owf Posiee stylee shelf-resstraaynt too nut eet sum owf dese very nibbelable beeesties!!! Num nummery num numms!!!!
Butt fur nowz i haz gowt a bowlly owf ceesar n sum crunchie jamez wellbelovd nibbels .... BURP! heehee!
Havv a niyce Satturdey doggers!
chikern-breeth-likkies n burps,
P-diddley-dog-dawg!
xoxx
There's a big variety of chickens there! Good thing you didn't eat them, otherwise there'd be no funny pictures of fluffy chookens!
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