Saturday, 31 March 2012

CHIIIKERNS n DUCKOS!!!

Herlo n Mornin bloggindoggys! 


Well weeell weeel duz I haz a chikerny-shpektakuler fur youziez diz mornern!!!???!  


Owkay, so I haz franterkly gowin abowt fotohraphern ma aunti rowie's pooltry n duckydoodas! Dey look awll so veri veri tashty butt I left them awll intact, n nut in ma tummmery kuz I dunnt wannt ti mmakey ma auntie rowena sad whin shi gets homm n all herr chikerns r gonn n den I wud go Buurrrp! heehee!


Sooo herr we arr:


a cupel o buffs n a cuppel o cochins!


a clushtir o tasty chickerns! 


So noww Iz show ya da mannlie cokril chikkin!  He haz lods owv pritty shaddes owf shimmry gray own hiz fetherrs!!:

A cokril n hiz hennies!!

Neyxt dere is a cuppel o ma favritts!!!:

I fink ma auntir rowie's hooman mammie sez these arr blakk lacey wuns!

Iz kud chasey dese fethery henny bums awl dayz!!


Owkay soo now Iz shoow yoo sum fasst littil silkiiee hens!!:

heehee dey makke me laff, wiv dere littil silki hats!!

heehee! shi iz jumpern ower ad bakk ov her sishtir! heehee!


YEAH, now look at da duckerydoodles.  Kwaaak quwaaak!!! Therr nameyz arr Donald n Daiisy! Yeeeah eetz trooo!:

posin fur a foto, beforr dey puddell in therr bath!

ma daddery put sum wormies in dere bath n den theey 
were bobbin abowt fur them!  I'z mite run n bitteey dere bums! 
Anywun gott any hoooii sin soosss n a pankayke?! nummers!

Noow dorgis, n doggys n borderrterrorists n hoomans n freends n fanziiieees, I hopz youz cann see datt itz took a lott n lott owf Posiee stylee shelf-resstraaynt too nut eet sum owf dese very nibbelable beeesties!!! Num nummery num numms!!!!

Butt fur nowz i haz gowt a bowlly owf ceesar n sum crunchie jamez wellbelovd nibbels .... BURP! heehee!

Havv a niyce Satturdey doggers!

chikern-breeth-likkies n burps,

P-diddley-dog-dawg!
xoxx






Friday, 30 March 2012

Strippin!!!

Herlo awll!  Howz ia yaz awll torday!?!


Weell Oh My Gooderynerss, ma mamioh n miy dadderyioh haz biin so so viry bizzie thesse lasht fyoo dayz, so I haz nut had a chancy to get on to ma blogg, butt I haz sooo mutch nyooze!!!!!!


Oh youz wiyll be sooo exscitered!!!! Eetz troo, haz I gowt nyoos fur yoo or haz Iz gowt nyoos fur yooo?!?!? Ansser:  I haz gawt verry speshul nyoos fur yaz!  Yes ma doogs, I haz been stripperd!  Heheehee, eet iz soo troo, oh myz gooderyness!  It waz soo soo hawt dees lasht fyoo daiyz, n Iz haz been roastern, n pluz i haz been lookin all scraggerily n scruwwfffly, so I iz noww gonna share wiv ya ma befurs an afftir pictyurres... we'z will cawll it "Compayre da Meerkats!!" heehee! ooh eet iz soooo exiytern!!!  Arr yooz awl reedy?!?:


TA  DAAAAAAAAAAAR!:


Looksies!! awl ma grizzerly gray bits haz gown!!! YEAH!!!



well lookie herre?!!?!!!? heehee!!!

Sooo waaat doo yoos tink ov ma maykowfver!?!  Izint Iz beryooterifull?!?!  I iz sleek.  I iz shiny.  I iz awl bblakk n tan n noopes gray bitz!! heehee EEtz trrooo! whoohooo!

Ok so secownd pees owf nyoos fur da weeek!!!!:  I haz a nyoo beddie!!  I'z gowt it beforr I wazz stripperd, incasse u fink ma hairr haz turnid gray agen, so soon! hheeeheee!  Anywayz, I haz kwiyte a kullekshun owf beddirieys! I haz a flowwirr shappd wun n a gray wun n a cath kitdston wun, n a wattir-proof wun n I haz uthers, n yeah, but dis nyoo wun, ma nyoo beddiry wun iz liyke a turkish lookin patternd sofar!! See:


dusn't I'z look all cumfie n snugg n princesssherly?! heehee!


a close up owf ma facery!!
Owkayz guys n freends, n I haz hopez dat yooz enjoyerd ma pictyers owf me all sprucerd upp n hairr-dresserd heehee n dat yoo lliyke ma nyoo beddie!!!

I iz gladd to be bakk to bloggland, ma mammy iz soooo very veri pleesed to hav a fiyne weekend owff, affter sutch a bizziiee week n I'z can post lots dis weekend too heeehee!

Tomorroooo-daaay Iz will put up di photors dat Iz took yisterdaay owf ma auntie rowiee's chikerns n duckies!! heehee Nightery nightos bloggers, I'z look furward to chekin out bloggies tomorroo!

Nuffin beets dat Frydayy feelin eh?!

Love n lickos,

P-diddley-dorgo!
xox

Monday, 26 March 2012

meerkats and chikens!!

Herlo bloggy-wurld! Howz iz all ma freends an' fanzers todayz?!


Well I haz been buzii todayz, kus I haz been visiterin ma grinny n granda, bekaws mammie n daddie had to go buy new lighties and hangern baskits fur da bakk gardern and apparenterly it wiz too hawt fur me too comez in da car!  Pozie's senserble messerge fur da day:  if itz too hawt, donnay sit in da car doggos! Eeetz troo, it iz dangernus!!! 


Yeah, so I haz a kweshtyun:  if I posht on ma blogg n den whenn wun of yoo freend reepleyes, am Iz besht to reply on dere, at ma postt, will yooz knowz dat I haz dunnit?!  Or Iz I betteyr to commeynt on yooz lattist bloggin post on youz pagey?!  Howz dus it wurk?  Kus ma mammie n daddery dusint know eithirr!


Ok, so now Iz show to u a vidyo owf me, da firsht tyme I lerned to do ma meerkat az a trik!!  Ma mammiery tot me to do itz whin shi saiys SIMPLES!  So, dis iz me being liyke a meerkat to gett sum chikern, fur yoor enjoyermint! heehee! Eet'z troo:


video




Ma mammie gets embarraserd at dis vidyo, kus shi sownds soo exsiterd, but it waz da first tyme iz had been tot da trik n did it, so i fink it waz ok for her voicey to be of a pitch dat only mez kud hearr at da tyme! heehee! Der is no need to be embarrersed mummer!  If anyfing, i shud be embarreserd, kus I iz jumpin abowt lyke a meerkat fur a pees of chikyen! heehee!


anywayz guyz, i hope u appresheeate da trik, n wen i findz some pictyures of me bein a meerkat Iz can put dem up too! YEAH! meerkats rule!!! heehee!!


welll doggos and hoomans, I iz awai to chayse sum chikkens n duckys at my auntie rowie's hows, kus ma daddy haz to go n put dem to theirz respektiv chickeny n ducky beddies tonite, kus auntie rowie n her mummy n daddie are not dere!!! Butt I will make sure dey haz flapped abowt lots and chase them so dat they get a gooder nites sleepp! heeheeehee howz good iz i?


Here is me cuddlin ma auntie rowie, so u can see who shi iz:
cuddwes!
Yeah, I lovvs ma auntie rowie, shi iz ma besterst freend, tho I fink I may liykez her morr dan shi lykers me, she alwayz sleepz wiv wun eyez opein when i iz neerbye!  Everywun sayz it iz kus i iz yooffull  yoooothfill  yoouthfurl  yung and Iz still to lern, kus I'z wanto play aaaaall dayz long n I fink auntie rowie lykes to chill sum o da tymes, but dats ok!!!

Oh an' herre is sum o da chikerns dat I will borderterriorize tonight, heehee:

chiiikeeens! YEAH!
Well dat iz not da best piktur of da chikkens, i will takke sum better wuns dis week, if they arr nut in my tummery by dat timez heehee i iz kiddin i kud not eet auntie row's chikerns....heehee!
right bloggers, Iz'll see yas laterz.  Take good carez of urselffs!

slobbery lickisses an ruffffs to u,

P-dorg
xox


Saturday, 24 March 2012

F.A.O. Barnie

Hi agen Bloggin'doggies! 

Dis iz a speshyul post fur ma nyoo freind Barnie! heehee! I just thot that maiybez Barnie, yoo wud lykey to knowz dat I'z doo akchully reed da bloggies masilf and dat Iz enjoi watchiin viydios of ma doggie palz on der bloggs. 

Diz iz me intenterly capchured whylst watchirn Barnie runnin abowt  n playirn, see:

video


Heeheehee! I fink Barnie looks very affletic!! yeah eetz troo! heehee!

Lickkies from Pozzer,
xox

A Pozeee Wordle

Wordle: pozee

Shleepy Dorg

GooMornin' Bloggosville!  Howz iz yaz toodai?  Posie here:
Me, shmylin to ma doggo palz!
Heehee!  I'z just wanna lett yaz knowz dat Iz iz nawt gonna be poshting on ma bloggy everi sinngel dayz, I iz just eksyted to bee herre n wannt to putt upp lods o fings so dat everiwan can gett too knowz mee n wot i iz lyke!!!

Soo, nowz i'z gonna shoow u me getting awll shleepy, sumtymes ma mammioh singz to me lullybyebyes to makke me snooz n itz alwaiz alwaiz works, itz niver everr fayls to put me ryte intoo a fyne snuggely sleeep.  Diz iz a viddyo ov mee lyyin on ma mammys neez fallin to sleepy land az shi siings a wee songgie to me:

video
Hehee, so yeah dat iz me!  I alwaiz openz up ma neyez wen shi stopps just to chek shi iz still dere, n den si haz to shtart agen! heehehee! eetz troo!!!!

soo guyz, iz iz gonna be kwyet now n gow bakz to sleepy till daddie comez hoomm, n den Iz will havv a play in da gardin wiv him! Yeah! Kus mammiiyz gawt shtuddyin to do.. agen! heehee

likky lovv n snuggles,

P-dorg,

xox

Friday, 23 March 2012

doritos and custard!

Herlo wurld!
Itz Pozzer here, yeah itz soo trooo!  Ok, So Iz puttin up a qwikk post to ask if anywun elss lykes doritos or iff it iz just me?!
Crispy anywun?!
No noz I iz just kiddin, an dis iz parrt of ma veri impawtint messerge in dis brawdcast: doggies should not eat crispies, dey arr far too full o da salti stuff, too mutch salt iz nawt good fur doggers, so ma dad saiz.  Butt Iz can still makk maself yoosful n hoold up da pakkit for anywun else!!! Yeah datz what broder terriors are for! heehee!!  

Shpeekin owf daddi kan I just say howw mutch I lovs him veri mutch!!! He buuys ma foood n he takks me too da vet wen I has to get dat nasty nazty sniffy stuff up ma nosie wunce a year incasse i getz a kennely coff! WHAT?! iz dont coff but nevir mind!  And ma daddi wakks me and he cuddwes me an he nuggies ma ears n it makes me smile!  Hee is a grate border dad!  He evin gives me chick-a-lickiny chikken some o da tymes!!!! I lovs chiykken, but no so mutch as snorsages!!! HEheehee, oh and steak!  Anywayz daddi u is cool!!

I willl tell u a secrit, ov somfin Iz reeelly reeeelly doo liykez too tho!!!! Oh nummy noms!!!! Wen ma mammie eatziz a wee pot of custird n I'z get to likk owt da cartonn at di endz!!! Oh ma gooderyness! It makks ma eyesies go all funni!!!!!
whoooah nummers!

I'z makk awl ma famerli laff wen Iz do dis! I want to seee every bit owf custird dat Iz gettin to likk! Nom nummy noms! YEEAAH! Does any uvver doggies do dis too? 

Anywais, I iz snugglerd up on da soffar wiv ma mammie just now kus she has lods n lods of shtudying to do! Eet'z troo, poor mam!  Butt eez ok kus she rappit me up in a blankit so dat I kann be cosi an keep her cosi whiyle she iz wurking, see:
moody n broodin dorg

Yeah Iz look sooo moody in dis shot, but I fink it is a generyal border terriorrr dishpozishun (i like dat word kus it has poze in it, yeah!!!) but iz yoosyully veri happi even tho I look soo sad! heeheee!!!


by da way reeders, Iz just let yoo knoz whyy Iz call maself a 'dorgy': ma great grunny hooman, yoosed to haz a corgi an shee knooz Iz a dog, so shee lykes to sai corgi an dog and say dorgi, heehee  butt yeah dats hoomans fur ya!! heehee! so I iz a posie dorgi an nawt a posie doggy! okayz?!?


kann i alsoo just sai, I iz amazzd, an ma mammie n dadder too, I haz only been bloogin for weeek noww n I has alreedy had ovir 160 payge vieewws, it iz awwwwsoooom shtuff guyz  - fanks soo mutch! it iz nyce to knowz dat ovvers arr intristid n whaat a littil borderr girrly haz to say!!

Ok, mammerie haz to go n do wurk now so I will lett herz uze ma laptopp heeheehee!  I'z'll maibeee hav a snoozie till ma dadderioh comes home!!!! YEAH!! night night doggos and hoomans, evin tho it iz only just turndd noon!! heehee! 

Hav fun dayz todayz doggos, n I'z'll catch up wiv bloggoland maibe wen daddi is homm!

peece n nuggleywugs,

pozie da hairy baby!
xox

Thursday, 22 March 2012

To Da Park

Herlo fanzeez, freeinds and doggies!!


Iz hopin dat youz iz all fyne n weel today!  It has beeen sutch a nyce byooterful sunshhyney day heer today!  Ma mammery kame home n sed she was veri really tirred but it waz too nyce to not takk me an daddiieee to da littil parkie neerbaaye ma howzie!! So, shi putted ma harniss on and den we wint to da park wiv ma skweeky yello toiy (I finks dat yello is wun ov ma most favritist kulors of greeey bye da waaay!!!)!  Mammery thot da wi kud kik it aboout n hav fun!  Diz waz me wen wi got dere:




itt waz sooo sunnery!


An' den a toled ma daddery dat he kud tak a foto of ma profyle if he wunted to and he sed yeah, so hee did:


da syde o ma facey!
youz cann allmosst see ma loverly collar, it iz red (witch iz anusser wun of ma favrit shaydz ov greyz!!!) an it haz diimontiees n i haz a wee red tag wiv a 'p' on it fur pozieee, ma mammey n daddiee tookz it bakk froom nyoo york!!


 Next wi haz a foto of mee haff jumpin, haff smiylin n just gernerly bein a PozerlyDorg:


Yeah!!!
Kan I just takk dis hopp hope opperch oppochuni   chancey to say dat I iz sorri about da kwalerty of ma fotos, kus it waz just a spurr o da mowmint wakie an Iz onli had ma dadderies kamera fone! YEah, it'z troo!  Eet'z so veri troo! YEaH!


Aniwayz... I dygress... So... dis iz mee bein a meerkat dorgie....


simples


Well, dat iz me beein a meerkat.  I'z liyke to be a meerkat kwyte a lot!  Doz ani othir border terriorristz like to do diz too!?!?  Itz grayte bein own too leggiez most o da tymez!!


So, nowz Iz will show me tryiin to grab da toy oowt ov mammies haand! Soo funni! Yeah! heehee:


RRAAaaaAAARRR!!!
I'z say raar, but I'z nivr say rrraaar reelly, I iz a loverly littil hairu-girrly! Yeah! heehee!


An' I iz allwayz reddy fur a gaymey!!:
I'z reeddy!!




Butt az evir, I'z tend too not jump abouut n hav so mutch fun wen ma harniss is owyn!  Dos aniwon other doggerys feeel da sayme??!  Aniwayz, wunce Iz get howme n' da harniss is owf I goo whoooooooosh! Iz take offf rowend da gardeeyn at da speeed o liiyte!! Eetz amayzin ... lookies:
video

yeh it iz soo funni kus Iz alwiz makke sutch noyizes wen I iz playering, liyke grrr n woooff n yaaaap but da rest o da tymez I iz so kwyiet an charmin heehee  itz ma border terriorrist style! yeah! eetz troo!  alsoo u will notiss dat wen i playz Iz haz to plaaay wiv too toys at da sayme timez!!  Wun in ma mowfie, n wun too juump owwn to yeah! ani over doggies do da sayme?!


So dat waz ma wakies, n wen I get homez, whot must Iz do?!?! YEeeeeaaah! Daadery sez "Wype i feeties Pozie!":


All cleeen, a canz go hav a sleepi nowz!
So fanzees n freends n fello borderz, Iz gonna bid youz all a byebyee just now kus I sooo veri tirred noww!!


Takke good carez,


P-dorg, ovver n owt! YEAH! heehee!


xxoxx

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Hello to ma fanzeez!


I hav had the biziest of dayz. I iz knackerrd. But I knowz all ma palz want to kno about ma walkeez. So I iz throwin coshin to the wind and forgetz about sleepeez and blog about ma day. 

Me and dadddeeee went fur a walk abowt ma town. I wiz chillin' wiz ma palz and checkin' owt tha seen. 


Me walkin' owt. Check out ma leed. Itz dope!


It woz a reely warrum day and tha swet was hailin' off ma nozie. but I'z had lotz of lookin' abowt to do and I woz determined to do a good sniffeeee.

Me sniffin'. I'z lookin' good yeah!! Eet'z troo!


So I'z makin' ma wayziez down to thee coastie and I'z seez the skary rock. 

It'z the skary rock see? I'z likes to swim out every dayz...but not todayz az I'z looking sleek and I'z don't like to show off! Ma heedie is lookin' fine!!

So ma tooshie is in good spiritz and I'z carryin' on, on owr wayz... We are gettin's closer to my favourit spottie for a walkeez. 

 Iz ma favourit dayz to go with ma mam and daddeee to the litehausey. It'z lite and hausy! Yeah! Eeet'z troo!

I hadz a good sniffie here too!! It'z the best of dayz. I love ma walkeez!

Iz we goin' round there'z daddeee? I'z kant wait!!


I woz so excited by nowzies!! I don't think hellvettikar does it justiz. Ahhh...that';s betterz! I likez Times New RomanZ!

Can you seez how beeeyotifull it was. For March in ma townziez it was veree nice! Yeah. Eet'z troo! 

So we had walkeez and walkeez some more...but now P-dorg haz an important publik notiz!

I'z not shyee but it'z important to do awayz wid your bizness!

Enjoyy yor walkeez doggeeez! But pleez be sweet and wipe da street!! Have a dump and thenz you dumpz eet! 

LolZ to ma fanzzeezzz..I shal updayte you wiv ma progress on ma tourz round the wurld next timeZ!!

You'ze takez care now!! 



Luuv n lix,

P-dorg!
xox




(I'z now have to go hav a wurd with daddee az he mizzed out the r in ma namziez on ma consored sign. Az probably get a tastee bit to say sorreee! Heehee!) Yeah!!






He dozent' know.........I'z not even bothered!! heehee!!




Updated 20/03/2012 @ 22.30 PM

ADDISHYNALL!!!


News Just inz! The P-Dorg is great lookin'z seepy!


Even tyred I'z a hottie!!

Eet's troo!






Sunday, 18 March 2012

Babe!!!

Good mornin' Blogland and welcom to allz ma fanzeez!


Iz mamaz day todayz and I iz all excited cos my prezziez iz all wrapped for my mam! She'z still in her beddie tho and daddeee sez I'z not to wake her coz she iz very hard working at the mo. So I'z decided to write a Fillum review insted.


Today'z fillum iz called Babe. 


It iz a dramatic retelling ov a famoose story about a brave lovelee hero dog that loozes itz hearing and a stoupid pig desidez to take over the farmer and hiz wife. 


The pig iz called Babe. He's a very tasty looking Pigee and would be much better at being snorsagez but oh no! He wants to be a sheep pigee. This confuzed me az there iz no such thing az a sheep pigee. This iz what daddeee told me iz a plot point. I don't know, I woz just wanting to see piggee in snorsages. It'z very exciting coz a few timez the farmer almost makez him into snorsages but sadly he changes hiz mind. I reeely like the farmerz wife coz she wantz to eat the piggeee and the duckee all the timez. 


Oh and I forgot. The piggeee haz a best frend called a duckee. This iz almost unbelee   unbellyy...It''z reely stupid coz everyone knowz that duckees iz for eatin' too!!!! Eet'z troo! heh heh


So in this rediculos scenorioh our poor hero dog bitez the farmer coz he'z az fed up as I woz. 


There iz also a cat (grrrr) in the fillum but it'z not worth mentshuning coz it'z stupoid.





This iz me bein angree at thee duckee and piggee while cheerin on the hero doggeeZ!!


Well after a loooonngg time watching thee fillum (I think it was a long fillum - daddeee sez I haz no percepshyun of thyme) The hero doggee managed to trick the piggee into cat(grrr)shiing all the sheepies for him and the other doggeez to eat without being cot. This woz a wonderful ending apart from no making the piggee into snorsages. But the doggeee wun so it'z a good fillum. 


To sum up. This woz a generallee good fillum. It's had funnee bitz and sad bitz and tasty bitz too. IT did reeely well and they made anuther wun which I ain't seeen. But I iz hoppin' they make the piggee into snorsages in that wun. 




This fillum getz a P-dorg rating of 7 snorsages out of 10




Which meens 3 snorsages left for me!! Yeeah!!

I hope the next fillum is reely bad!

Anywayz guyz. Dad sez mam iz about to get up. So I iz gonna go and get her prezziez! 

Have a wunnerful mamma'z day and take carez!



Luuv n lix,

P-dorg!
xox

Friday, 16 March 2012

I iz a Posie-dorg

'Ello Blogland.


Ma nayme is Posie.  I iz a girly dorg.  I iz a border terriorr.  and I iz a lot lot o' fun!


I haz desided to makke ma own bloggy too accoount fur ma day too day doin's an' ma doggery shernanigans dat I'z get up too.  I'z hop' dat youz can reed ma tiiypin okaz becuz I iz only 2 an I canut speel veri wel yit!!


Hirr iz a fotoo of mee on a resent trip to da beech wiv ma maammy n ma daddery, izn't I veri veri prettyz?! heehee!!:



Yeeh so dat iz me!  I hopez ya liyke me!  I iz a veri nice licky dog, and I'z makke everiwon laff most o da tymez bekus I'z get up to veri funni fings!!


Pleez enjoi ma bloggy n leav me a commint if ya fink ya want ti n I'z'll be back soon wiz morr from da P-dawg!!


Luuv n lix,


P-dorg!
xox



I iz a bit soggy heer tho! hee hee