PARAYDE PICS

Herlloooooooooo tooo yas awll!!!! Yipppereyoooh and huzzzzzah!


Is yoo awll been good pets dis weekernd?! I hopes soo! Heehee!  I is commin too yoo toniyght wiv sum very verrry sadd nyoooos, yupppers...


ANDY MURRAY DIDD NUTT WINS ATT WIMBERLDUN!!! noppe, ees sad, ees troo!  I satted n watchedd himmm awlll day lonng too...

"Coooome own 'en Andiiiyy!"
I'z showtid! 

N I watchiyd da bally go flyern pasht ackrros da screeen fur FOWRR HOURRS...

I fink dey needed sum doggers
to catch da ballies fur dem!!
YUPPERS!

Thenn ma mummer thot ma nekky miyght gett sowre kus I satted n Iwattched eet awll in da wrongg diyrekshun, so I turrned rowndd n gott a mutch better vieww:

Yeeeeah Murray!! YEAH!

Butt, alass eet was nutt ment to be, nosireee, he didd nutt win evin tho I'z watchid him AAAAWWL DAY LONG, Federererererer beeted himm to da trophfey, butt nevir mind Andiy Murray, I'z shtill luvv ya, n soo will yoor Maggie...

Troo luvv! EEs troo! Kus eets
TROO LUVV! PHEW!
(Imagge tooked frum herre!)

Anyways, enuff abowt tennish, lets movve own to morrre impawtint fings... ma shnupper! BURP! Yoo see guys, I duss da weerdest fing, n I has nutt shayred dis wiv yas befur, butt let me shayre eet wiv yas nows!  I liykes to be awll inkogneeto n try to shniff owt da sceene befurr I get ma fooders!  heehee! EEes troo! Dis is wherre I'z get ma foodies:

The playcey wherr
eet awll goes dowwn!
(down intoo ma bellie!)

Soo, dadder (mosht oftin) opiins da cupburrd doory n then taykes ma fooders owt n putts eet in ma bowel in ma redd bone shapeyd bowel holdirr! YEah!  Butt whiylst hee fiddles abowt wiv da lidd on da tin n shtuff I carnt get in abowt to see whot ees happernin, sooooo, I has to find anuzzer way to snifff eet owt!  Ergo, I has fownd a handy little posie-nosey-sized gapp in da market, i meen gap in da door to sniff owt ma fooders, burp, see!!!:

dadder seyz I iz sutch
a NoseyPosie!

I'z jusht hoppe he dussnt shutt dat door in a hurry, ouwchies! heeheehee!

So thenn I extrikayte ma noser, n thenn dadder kloseys da doory, n den I get to numm upp awll ma food, YEAH, Look:

nummy, nom, nommy,
nummers, BURP, numms!!!

Yeah, so dat ees how eet awll happerns at ma howsey, in cayse yoo didd nutt knows! Yupp! EEes troo!  I is a nosey Posie dorgie! indeeder!

Soooo, I movve own to ma lasht poiwnt owf interesht fur dis poshty.... DA PARAAAAYDE FUR DA ATHLEEETES! YEAH! Eeet ees almosht uppon uss furrends, dis whoole OLERMPIK shernanyginns, yeah!!! Therrs no eskaperin da papperazzi n da eventts n da flaggys n da memorabeeelia now, nooooowayy uhuh! 

Soooo, eeets da niynthf owf July, andd we awll knows dat dat meens, GET YOOOR PIKS IN..... NOW NOW NOW!!!! Send in yoor paraydey pics to me liyke as owf fiyve minurts ago, get em in!!! Sendd em too:

posiedorg (at) gmail (dot) com

Yuppers!! YEAH!!!! Ma inbox is waytin wiv welcomerin paws fur yoor emaiyls, n awll yoor deliyghtful piktoors, YEAH! I has fowr pics alreeedy!  Now I may nutt reply a grayte long emaiyl  to say I has gotted em, kus thenn I wood never has da tiyme to get da postin done, butt I will putt bakk "fanks xx" too say I has gotted it, ok!?!? 

I hopes yoo awll get em in as soon as yoo kan, I carnt waiyt to get this SHOW OWN DA ROAD, ees troo! yuppers!

Butt furr nows folkies n doggers n catties n hoomans n awll yoo beesties owt therre, I iz gownna bid yoo a niyghtey niyght, kus ees bed tiyme! Yeah, ees tr..ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Love n likkeryooohs,

Pdiddler,

xxoxxoxx