Hello Blogsville and to Posie's friends and fans. It's Posie's Daddy here. I'm really sorry to inform you that Posie won't be posting today. The wee sweetheart has worn herself out replying to all your Emails. She's trying her best to catch up with all the Olympic commitments, but I fear they've caught up with her first and she is completely shattered!
...zzzz...musht chek shpam folder...zzz...n save ma drafteess...zzz...snort snore...
Posie's mum is away today too, so I was left to fill in the void. Don't expect to be entertained as I'm not nearly as much fun as Posie.
Looking for inspiration, I went to the Willows animal sanctuary and thought about what I should write. I found solace in the Guinea Pig enclosure and made friends with a small furry chap called Marshmallow. I told him of my plight and explained fully my daunting task.
Yup, yup, yup...mmm hmmm...yes...I see...got any cucumber by the way? I love cucumber...(Ding) Oh I'm sorry our time is up...Please leave some cucumber on the way out...that's cucumber...Capital C, u, c, u, c, u, m, b, e, r...Dash it I never could spell. I get stuck on the a's and n's of Bananas for hours. See? B, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, ..........
I left Marshmallow struggling with his Bananananana at this point.
Well, I don't have anything to add except that I hope you have a lovely Wednesday and Posie should be back very soon.
Kind regards and humblest of apologies.
Posie's very sorry daddy
XX and indeed OX
Oh boy am I going to get grief about this tomorrow...It's true!