Sunday, 14 April 2013

Harrnniss

Hey therr chummyfreeends!!!

How goes it awll furr yoo awll todays!?!?  

Ok, so I iz gownna diskuss an isshue wivfth yoo guys - MA HARNNISS!!!  Sheesh!  Eets liyke kryptoniyte furr ma eyez!!! 

So, I'zll lovve gowin furr wallkie, yippiesirrriee! OH YEAH! EEES TROO - deffinatlly, yup!  I'z wud say dat walkkies iz wun owf ma favrit fthings in da wurrld, well ees in ma topp fiyve, alonng wifth:

  • visitern relatives
  • gettin nuggies
  • sleepin
  • eetin
YEAH, dat looks riyght, but maybe in a diffrint orderr:

  1. walkkies
  2. eetin
  3. sleepin
  4. visitin relatives
  5. gettin nuggies
Mmmmh, noo  I really really liyke gettin nuggied n clapped n tickled, morre thann anyfink, it maykes my tail go wiggie!!!  So, maybee:

  1. getting nuggies
  2. sleepin
  3. eetin
  4. visitn relativvs
  5. wallkies
No, thatt  dusnnt worrk, kus I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES gowin to see ma Auntiie Rowie!... I gott eet:

  1. visitin relertives
  2. gettin nuggies
  3. wallkies
  4. sleepin
  5. eetin

WHAT DA HECK, I cant putt eetin last??!  PPPFFF!!! NO WAYS!

Thiz is reeeelly relly hard guuys, I dunno if yooz has evir triyed to do this befurr, but eet messes wifth yer hedd! Eees troo!  Guys, I dontt fink I can putt ma favrits in a list, ees stressing me ouwt! heehehee!

Soo, letss jusht say, "amongzt uther thingss", I relly love gowin walkkies, OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!  Butt, partt n parcell wifth gowin furr a wanddir is MA HARNISS!!!!! GULP!  Yeah, so ma hoomans say thatt I can only go furr walkies if I iz sayfe in ma harniss!!!!  Butt eet freeks da poop outta me!!! Ees troo!  Wonce eets own, eets grayte I can run arownd sniffin fings n ma butt goes wiggie n ma taily flickks abowt, n I is da happeriest dogger in da landd, butt ees da gettin itt own in da furst placey!! Doez nobuddy else HATE IT!?!?!?!?

Lett me demowntrayte wifth a shorrt peece of vidyeographik footayge:

video


See hoow I'm liyke YEAH YEAH RUNNIN, WALKKIES WHOOOOO, n then UH-OH nutt tha harness, I boww to yoo dadder, dontt mayke me wayre eet!!!

I fink I hate ma harniss as mutch as I hatte when we runn out owf shteak and chikken, or when I has to be gowin to tha vet.  Ooh hanng own a minutey...

  1. MA HARNISS
  2. Whenn we runn out owf meets
  3. Whenn I haz to go to da vets
  4. Gettin ma teethies brushed.....
OH no, butt I hates gowin to da vets more than nutt having chickkern, maybe gettin teethies brushed ees wurse kus if yoo.......

Say noo to gettin yoor harniss putt on doggies! YEAH! heeheehee

Love n likkers,


(Me, gowin backk furr a snooze -
eet ees wun owf ma favritt things to doo aftir awll!
heehee!)

Pdorg xxoxxx

(PeeS ma mummer n dadder sezz dat yoosing a harniss is veryy senserble kus it's niycer own a doggies neckk, so I shtill has to yooose eet! PPPFFFFFTTT!!! WHAT DA HECKS!?)

12 comments:

  1. OH POSIE..... you gotta learn to be
    ONE WITH THE HARNESS... Eeeeets Trooo The Harness is your furend...that Eeeez troo too.
    You can do it... become ONE with the HARNESS..

    Now about that putting the favorites thingys into a List... That is like tryin to put our favorite Furends in a list... the only way to do it is by Alphabetical Order. THAT way... you don't feel like you are cheatin anyBUDDY or anyTHINGY. Being OLDER like I (Frankie Furter)am... I learned this one about 87 years ago or somethingy.

    Think... ONE with the Harness and Alphabetical Order.. Eeeeets All TROOOOOOO my dear furend.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Well said Frankie , alphabetical order is a pawsome idea. We don't like the harness and certainly not the dreaded halt-i so peeps gave up on those and now settles to having her arms ripped out of their sockets. Well, you know a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do. Have a serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

    ReplyDelete
  3. Ohhhhh, Posie Dorgs, we won't go for walkies with just a collar and leash, it has to be a harness that fits around our front legs and chest, we don't pull on it and it's so much more freedom.
    Now about that order of stuff, make yourself a spinning wheel, then each day spin, and whats under the pointer is your favorite for the Day Barharhar!

    The Mad Scots

    ReplyDelete
  4. Oh we knows all bout it my pal....Lola gots one and her dussnt like it one bit....altho it do make her a better walker say da typist....

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hey Posie!
    Wow, I can totally feel your upset from watching this video! Darn, that's a really big price to pay for a walkie. Maybe if you had a really special, pretty, fancy, pawsonalized harness it would feel better to you. I don't know...I'm reaching, but that's all I got.
    BTW: My whole pack was giggling at your jokes for the crabby girls on Saturday! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

    ReplyDelete
  6. I don't like my harness but I think it is better than a collar!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

    ReplyDelete
  7. Iz sakli da same Posie! I wers wun in da car! Wen dey gets it owt I wuns off, but az soon az it iz on, I furgets bowt it nd iz appi az larri! Go figa!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Hi!

    It's me again, Tammy the Marketing Coordinator at The Uncommon Dog. We just finished another informative info-graphic that I thought you might be interested in. It's titled "How Dogs Became Our Best Friends!".

    If you love dogs, like we do, then you'll love this story. Recent scientific breakthroughs have increased our understanding about how dogs have come to play such an integral part of our daily lives. This fun and engaging info-graphic tells that story in a way that we hope makes it accessible and interesting to everyone.

    If you would like to share this info-graphic with your readers, please feel free to do so. You can find the info-graphic here: http://www.theuncommondog.com/how-dogs-became-our-best-friends.aspx Again, all we ask in return is that you link back to TheUncommonDog.com, in some way, from your post.

    Also, definitely let me know if you do decide to post it because we'd be happy to spread the word again about the blog post by linking to it from our Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ pages.

    If you'd like your e-mail removed from our mailing list, please let us know.

    Big Tail Wag!
    Tammy Sexton
    Marketing Coordinator

    ReplyDelete
  9. Your blog is amazing! Thanks you so much for your creative inspirations and thank you for sharing. custom challenge coins .

    ReplyDelete
  10. Hi!

    My name is Tammy. I'm leaving you this comment on your blog because I could not find another way to contact you. I hope this is Ok.

    I thought you might be interested in our latest infographic "8 Tips To Keep Your Dog Safe and Stress-Free this Halloween". You can view it at Flickr.com: http://www.flickr.com/photos/106131018@N08/10406281936/. FYI (in case you're not familiar) Flickr.com is owned by Yahoo!. It's a very safe site and won't hurt your computer. To download the infographic right click on it and Flickr will show you some options.

    If you like this infographic and want to share it with your readers, please feel free to do so. The only thing that we ask in return is that you link back to TheUncommonDog dot com in some way from your post.

    As a way of showing our appreciation to those who choose to share the infographic, I'd be happy to spread the word about the blog post by linking to it from our Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ pages. Just let me know that you posted it and send me the link.

    If you'd like to be removed from our contact list, please let me know.

    Big Tail Wag!
    Tammy Sexton
    Marketing Coordinator
    Tammy at TheUncommonDog dot com

    ReplyDelete
  11. Hi!

    My name is Tammy. I hope you don't mind me commenting on your blog. I just wasn't sure how else to reach you. I sincerely apologize if this comes across as spam, that is not the intent. With Christmas just around the corner, I thought you might be interested in our latest infographic "Are You A Doggie for Christmas Kind of Mom?". You can view it at Flickr.com: http://www.flickr.com/photos/106131018@N08/11241972855/ (Preview) . FYI (in case you're not familiar) Flickr.com is owned by Yahoo!. It's a very safe site and won't hurt your computer. To download the infographic right click on it and Flickr will show you some options.

    If you like this infographic and want to share it with your readers, please feel free to do so. The only thing that we ask in return is that you link back to TheUncommonDog dot com in some way from your post.

    As a way of showing our appreciation to those who choose to share the infographic, I'd be happy to spread the word about the blog post by linking to it from our Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ pages. Just let me know that you posted it and send me the link.

    If you'd like to be removed from our contact list, please let me know.

    Happy Holidays!
    Tammy Sexton
    Marketing Coordinator
    Tammy at TheUncommonDog dot com

    ReplyDelete
  12. LHPS Plumbing - boiler repair bromley are the experts to name for a wide range of home and commercial plumbing services to Croydon and the surrounding area, including CCTV drain inspections, installation of rainwater tanks, blocked drains and fuel service repairs. In case you are trying to discover a plumber from a good plumbing firm in an emergency, you will be glad to know that we now have a 24 hr plumbing staff for emergency plumbing services in Croydon, defending plumber croydon the complete of the Croydon Borough and surrounding areas.

    ReplyDelete

Dis iz wherez u can leeve me a warrm snuggie n I appressheeate dem all! Love hariey babery dorgi - Posie xox