21st Censhoorie Beayrs!!

Good dayy awll ma furrends,

Plees acksept ma warrm greetinggs own diss very chilliy Sunnday, indeeder ees freezin in Scottlandd today!! Yuppers, ees troo!

So, I'z was liyke totarly sleepin own ma mummer n dadder's beddie (heeehee!!) this morninn, liyke dis:

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I'z was awll dreamin n sleepin n shtuff, n thenn I herd ma mummer go GETT UPPZ POSIE!!!! C'MON!!! UP UP!!!!:

N I was liyke "WHOT DA HECKS?!
WHERRS DA FROG OWN A
TEABAGG!?!" OH yeah,
I was seepin, womman,
whatz GOIN OWN?!??!"

So, I'z got roodly awayked furm ma shlumber, n I was nott amyoosed n then she did this REELLY anoyin fing shee dus to get me roussd outta bed: "C'MON POSIE, IT'S UPPY PUPPY TIME!! UP UP!!!" N I'm liyke "WHOT DA HECK!!!??!? I'Z JUSHT OPEND MA EYEZ N I'Z BEEIN USHERRD OWF DA BEDD!! PFFFFTTTF!!!!"

So, yeah, then I'z gett towld to go downstaiyrs:

"I'm gowin, i'm gowin, SHEESH MUMMER,
CAN I OPENZ MA EYEZ FURST?!"

N thenn she tells me, iff I'z needin to do a bloggy posht, this is ma allottid tiymetabled tiyme to do it, so go go GO POSIE DOGG!!!

N I'm awll WHATT!?  I'z seepin!!!!!! MUMMER!!!

Andd this is why I is herre, bloggin riyght now...

Get me a cupp owf cofffeee, orr a bowil owwf
chikkern or sumfin!! SHeeesh!!

Yeah, so HERLO DOGGERY FURRENDS AND PALS!!! I am herre wifv yoo now, kuss mummer needs the lapptopper layter!!!  Allottid tiymetable segmennts, pfffft! Heeheee! Eees troo!

21st Century Bears

(fanks go to ma mummer fur da spellin!!)

So, I'm herre today to tell yoo awll abowt AN AMAZERIN ARTISHTIK TARLENT!!! YEah, eees so increderbly troo!  Yoo've maybe seen ma nyoo furrend  popp onto ma pagey laytely, ma MINI ME!!! Yeah!  So, I thott I shood tayke a minutey to tell yoo awll abowt whot eet ees and wherr eet cames frum!! 

I fownd outt about an amazin teddy-beayr-makinn lady, cawlled Caren, frum ma dearr owld friendd who is no longer wivv us Marley, bless his littel soul!!! He gotted a mini me mayde jusht furr him, and owf coursse we awll knows him as tha wun and onliiiee Mister Clapton Terrier, friend owf Miss Lola da borderr terriorists!!!  

So, guys therrs thiz wunderful laydie cawlled Caren, whoo maykes littel teddy bearrs who look liyke doggies, n she maykes pussycatts n othir aniymalls too, this is herr websiyte herre!!  She also has a bloggy too, wherre shee putts upp pics owf somme sammples owf her wurk!

Herr teddies arrr gorgeooos and she haz a verii verii craftiy eye indeeder!  Jusht look at ma mini meee:

Shee's gotted awll ma markkins downnt to a tee!!! Ma blakk diamonnd own ma forrheadd, ma blackk spotts own eether cheek, ma greyy strippe own ma tailey!!! Ees byooterful n I is verry grayteful furr this verii speshul teddy!!!  Neederless too say, dadder sez I is nutt allowed to play wiv eet, pppfff!!

So, we jusht wanttid to putt up some pictyoors to lett awll yoo furrends owf mine see whot a verii speshul thing thiss wudd be for pressies n keepsaykes n fings yoo know!?  We gotted wun mayde owf Auntie Rowie, fur herr mummer and dadder:

Issnt tha resemblance jusht perrfeckt!?

Andd we also gotted wun dunn owf Uncel Wesley fur hiz mummer n dadder too:

The look own tha mini Wesley's facey is jught SOOOOO UNCEL WES, he oftenn has that almost sterrn/shifty look in hiss, eye, eets troo!  N we fink da pin strip hairr own da nose is PERFEKT!!

Downt yoo think they arr jusht grayte??!?!  We are verry impressed and so we jusht had to shayre it wifth tha wurld!!!  So we say, altho she musht be a furry verriy buziee layde, yoo shoood totarly chekk owt her websiyte n see how grayte herr littel treshures arr, indeeeder!!!

Well guyz I gess I iz gownna haff to lovve yas n leeve yas, kuss Mummerymam sayz I has onlie got 17secs lefft too yoos the lapptop, kus she needz to gett own wifth her wurk, sheesh, how demandiin is she?!

Yoo awll tayke good cares now, n I'll be bakk to catch upp wifvth yas soonly!!!

Love n maniey slurpy likkers,

Pdiddlerydorgdorg,

Posie,

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