NICKERNAMYE GAMEY!!!

Herlo everywun, 

Iz furstly wunt to apolorgise fur nutt havin beed own too tell yooz awll abowt my wunderful weekernd, I haz grayte n full intenshuns owf sittin dis weekernd n dowin a grayte bigg poshty full owf m piktyoors n stories, eets jusht that mummer haz been wurkin on herz assiynermints n Iz cannut get peece too sit at da laptop fur longg enuff! Meeeh, eetz troo! butt herz lasht assiynermint iz dyoo nekst week, yeeeeerse, yippeee sirreee, eetz soo veri trroo n then Iz will havv ma mummer bakk to maselff at awll tymes, YEAH!

Sekunderly, Iz wunt to say.... UNCEL BOOOOOOB!!!! WHAT?!! SHHEEEESH!!! Iz wuz sooo friiigen tikerd n hackkit owf when Iz seed whot he had did, iz cannutt evin look at himm, see:

Utterlie Despikerble!

Gggrr! Granny A sayz I shood lern to shayre ma toys n shtuffs, butt ok, butt he HACKKERD INTO MA BLOGGIR!!! WHAT?!?!  Iz gunna haz to chaynge ma passwurd now, n Iz'll givvs yoo a cloo, "GrrUncelBoob123" Oopps, now everywun willz hackker in, Iz onli kiddin, dat iz nutt ma passwurd! heehee! Ok, butt I iz soo mad now, Iz cannt evin commint own it anymore dan dat or Iz will eksplode! BOB!

Ok so, nowz Iz wunt to say dat iz ekstreemerly enthoozeeastik abowt a compertishun dat meester Sarge iz runnin!!!! OOOhhh YEAH! Eet willz be grayte n I iz gonna be enterin right NOWZ! 

Eet iz cawlld "THE NICKNAME GAME" (yooz can clikk on da nayme to go to hiz poshty abowt it! eetz troo, can u see how techernowgikly advansid I iz?! heehee!)


So, da nickernayme gayme:

Herre is Sargey's roolz:

"Sometime between May 11th and end of the day on May 18th, create a post on your own blog where you list all of the nicknames you’ve been called by your peeps.
Invite your furiends to comment with their own vote for his/her favorite of your nicknames. For the following week, your peeps all have to call you ONLY BY YOUR WINNING NICKNAME! BOL
Leave a comment for me so that I know you pawticipated."


Personally I fink eet sownds hilarioous, n Iz wood nowwz liyke to inkluude in dis poshty a listy owf awll da many naymeys dat Iz get cawlld, sum owf dem Iz haatte!!!:

• Pozzer
• Posie-daaaawg (granda sayz dis to me awll da tiymez!!)
• P-dorg
• P-diddler
• P-diddely-dog-dog
• Pose
• Sleeepy Dogg
• Pozzer da borderr terriorist
• Niecey-poo (auntie S sum o da tymes cawlls me dis)
• Pozicles
• Pozey-wozey
• Mummiey's girrl
• Daddy's girrl
• Hairry Baibeee (mummer cawwlls me dis)
• Little Wifey (dis iz wott mummer cawwlls me, dadder dus nutt liyke it! heehee!)
• Cretin (Auntie Rowwwie's favrit wun to yoos, oh she crakkers me upp!)
• Nugget (a teyrm owf endeermint frum mummer)
• Futrit featyures (a futret iz a scottersh wurd fur a ferrit! Iz do nutt liyke dis wun)
• Whiiskir fayce!
• MeerkatDawg (dadder liykes to cawll me dis wun)
• Likky-tongue (kus Iz likks everyfin awll da tiymes)
• Windoow Likker (dis iz what ma uncel wesbo cawlls me! PPpppfft, kus I haz been knowd to likk windows a lottt)
• Grubber (wheen Iz begg fur food)
• Otter-heeed (kus border terriors haz headys shapid liyke ottirs!)

So, yeah fanziez n freends eet iz a wundir Iz evin knowz whoo i iz fur awll da naymeys Iz get cawwlld!!! heehee!

Nows awll yoo reederz has to do iz too commint to mee witch is yoor favrit and deen yoo can awll cawll me dat fur a week n ma mummer n dadder n auntie rowwiee n everywun will haz to cawll me dat too! YEAH!!! Oh annd yooz awll has to takey part asweell n say whott yooz nickernaymes iz! EEetz Troo!

Fanks Sargey-boy fur a grayte gamey!!!

Love n likkers,

Futriit Feetyurs (dat's mee, Posie, see...)

YEAH eetz troo!!

P-dorg,

xox