Showing posts with label ducks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ducks. Show all posts

Saturday, 31 March 2012

CHIIIKERNS n DUCKOS!!!

Herlo n Mornin bloggindoggys! 


Well weeell weeel duz I haz a chikerny-shpektakuler fur youziez diz mornern!!!???!  


Owkay, so I haz franterkly gowin abowt fotohraphern ma aunti rowie's pooltry n duckydoodas! Dey look awll so veri veri tashty butt I left them awll intact, n nut in ma tummmery kuz I dunnt wannt ti mmakey ma auntie rowena sad whin shi gets homm n all herr chikerns r gonn n den I wud go Buurrrp! heehee!


Sooo herr we arr:


a cupel o buffs n a cuppel o cochins!


a clushtir o tasty chickerns! 


So noww Iz show ya da mannlie cokril chikkin!  He haz lods owv pritty shaddes owf shimmry gray own hiz fetherrs!!:

A cokril n hiz hennies!!

Neyxt dere is a cuppel o ma favritts!!!:

I fink ma auntir rowie's hooman mammie sez these arr blakk lacey wuns!

Iz kud chasey dese fethery henny bums awl dayz!!


Owkay soo now Iz shoow yoo sum fasst littil silkiiee hens!!:

heehee dey makke me laff, wiv dere littil silki hats!!

heehee! shi iz jumpern ower ad bakk ov her sishtir! heehee!


YEAH, now look at da duckerydoodles.  Kwaaak quwaaak!!! Therr nameyz arr Donald n Daiisy! Yeeeah eetz trooo!:

posin fur a foto, beforr dey puddell in therr bath!

ma daddery put sum wormies in dere bath n den theey 
were bobbin abowt fur them!  I'z mite run n bitteey dere bums! 
Anywun gott any hoooii sin soosss n a pankayke?! nummers!

Noow dorgis, n doggys n borderrterrorists n hoomans n freends n fanziiieees, I hopz youz cann see datt itz took a lott n lott owf Posiee stylee shelf-resstraaynt too nut eet sum owf dese very nibbelable beeesties!!! Num nummery num numms!!!!

Butt fur nowz i haz gowt a bowlly owf ceesar n sum crunchie jamez wellbelovd nibbels .... BURP! heehee!

Havv a niyce Satturdey doggers!

chikern-breeth-likkies n burps,

P-diddley-dog-dawg!
xoxx






Monday, 26 March 2012

meerkats and chikens!!

Herlo bloggy-wurld! Howz iz all ma freends an' fanzers todayz?!


Well I haz been buzii todayz, kus I haz been visiterin ma grinny n granda, bekaws mammie n daddie had to go buy new lighties and hangern baskits fur da bakk gardern and apparenterly it wiz too hawt fur me too comez in da car!  Pozie's senserble messerge fur da day:  if itz too hawt, donnay sit in da car doggos! Eeetz troo, it iz dangernus!!! 


Yeah, so I haz a kweshtyun:  if I posht on ma blogg n den whenn wun of yoo freend reepleyes, am Iz besht to reply on dere, at ma postt, will yooz knowz dat I haz dunnit?!  Or Iz I betteyr to commeynt on yooz lattist bloggin post on youz pagey?!  Howz dus it wurk?  Kus ma mammie n daddery dusint know eithirr!


Ok, so now Iz show to u a vidyo owf me, da firsht tyme I lerned to do ma meerkat az a trik!!  Ma mammiery tot me to do itz whin shi saiys SIMPLES!  So, dis iz me being liyke a meerkat to gett sum chikern, fur yoor enjoyermint! heehee! Eet'z troo:






Ma mammie gets embarraserd at dis vidyo, kus shi sownds soo exsiterd, but it waz da first tyme iz had been tot da trik n did it, so i fink it waz ok for her voicey to be of a pitch dat only mez kud hearr at da tyme! heehee! Der is no need to be embarrersed mummer!  If anyfing, i shud be embarreserd, kus I iz jumpin abowt lyke a meerkat fur a pees of chikyen! heehee!


anywayz guyz, i hope u appresheeate da trik, n wen i findz some pictyures of me bein a meerkat Iz can put dem up too! YEAH! meerkats rule!!! heehee!!


welll doggos and hoomans, I iz awai to chayse sum chikkens n duckys at my auntie rowie's hows, kus ma daddy haz to go n put dem to theirz respektiv chickeny n ducky beddies tonite, kus auntie rowie n her mummy n daddie are not dere!!! Butt I will make sure dey haz flapped abowt lots and chase them so dat they get a gooder nites sleepp! heeheeehee howz good iz i?


Here is me cuddlin ma auntie rowie, so u can see who shi iz:
cuddwes!
Yeah, I lovvs ma auntie rowie, shi iz ma besterst freend, tho I fink I may liykez her morr dan shi lykers me, she alwayz sleepz wiv wun eyez opein when i iz neerbye!  Everywun sayz it iz kus i iz yooffull  yoooothfill  yoouthfurl  yung and Iz still to lern, kus I'z wanto play aaaaall dayz long n I fink auntie rowie lykes to chill sum o da tymes, but dats ok!!!

Oh an' herre is sum o da chikerns dat I will borderterriorize tonight, heehee:

chiiikeeens! YEAH!
Well dat iz not da best piktur of da chikkens, i will takke sum better wuns dis week, if they arr nut in my tummery by dat timez heehee i iz kiddin i kud not eet auntie row's chikerns....heehee!
right bloggers, Iz'll see yas laterz.  Take good carez of urselffs!

slobbery lickisses an ruffffs to u,

P-dorg
xox