Happly Sattirday Fanzies!
Iz yoo awll fiyne n happery n weell n havin a niyce weekernd so far!? I'z doo hoppe soo!
I wood liyke to yoos ma blooggy az a littel soapyboxs fur my rant tooday iff dat is owkay wiv yoo awll!?
As I haz menshunned to yas befur, iz liyke to watchy da telyvizyun wiv ma mammy n ma dadder, Iz enjoy watchern programmers wiv doggos in them but I iz kwite happery to watch a moveeey evin if it dus nut has any doggos in them, sum o da tiymes a good plot n shtori-liyne is enuff fur mee! heehee!
Anywaiy, az Im shuure yoo appreshieeate, I watchy de advertizymints sum o da tymes too! And I awllways eshpeshurly liyke to see it when Borderr Terriorr makkes an appeeerunce own an advirt. So yoo kann eemagine howw ovirr da moon Iz woz whin a saw a nyooo coffiiiee advirt an a bordirrr terriooor appeerd on da skreeen!!!!
"Waaaahooooo" Iz sed, "loookie at da borderr terriorrrist on da cofffiieee advirt". Now Iz donnt drink coffieee, I iz kwiyte happy drinkin just watter, butt I thot Oh ma GOODERYNESSS a coffeee for borderrs, yeeeeaaaah! So I intenterly lissend wiv anticerpashun! Now yoo may nut havv seen da advirt, so I havv handily - n rathir thotfully own ma partt, spossin Iz doo say soo maself - providerd a linky to yoochoob so dat yoo may watchy it too. Observv, fanziees:
WHAAAT?!?! Iz heearr yoo say!?!?! Indeeed, WHAT?! Now, iff yoo iz anythin liyke me yoo will be verii hurted n offendid by dis markitting straategy.
I wood liykey to say dat I haz nuffin bad to say aboowt afghan hounds, if indeed da replacermint doggy in da advirt iz an afghan hound, ma mammiery n I iz nut shurre. Butt yeeah I haz nuffin badd to say abowtt deeese kiynds owff dogs, dey arr greaat infakt, butt I wood liyke tooo say dat I fink eet is ridikulusss n dissgrassefull n propposhterus n disgusterin to promotte dat borderr terriorrs arr soooo scruffy dat dey shood be replacced byy morr pretty flowin sexii haiir doggos just bekuss da poor border terriors doggy's mummy's girls arr commin ovvir in a miunte!!
N ma mammy says shi woood rather havv Tony makke her and her freends a cuppiee of cofffieee dan the other shiny guy! ppfft! yeah!!! So, we don't want yoor coffeee, eetz trooo! heeeheee! pffft I was insulted n will nott be drinkin dis coffeee any tiyme sooon! YEAH, eeetz troo! Border terrrior power, fanzies!!!!! YEAH!!!
Posie, da wise wun, has spokin!!!
Eetz soo veri veri troo!
Enjoy da rest owf yoor Saturrrdey doggies n fanzies n hoomans n awll!!
Love,
P-dorgi
xoxxox
