I haz been camppin agenn! Ees troo!

Herlloo furrends,

How is awl ma bloggin folkies tooday!?

Well hassnt this last whiley passd by so veriiy furry qwikkerliy?! I has hadd soooooooooooooooo many many manny manny entrees fur ma parayde (as I'z shuure yoo awll know, kus awll owf yoos reedin dis musht havv enterrd!!!)

Jusht wanna say dat, only TONIGHT, has I manarged to get repliyed to da lasht owf everywun, sayin I has reseeved Paraydey pics!! So dats awll da entries in and I am in da middle owf gettin this PARAYDEY ON DA ROAD! yeah!!! Eets gonna be grayte!!

I hass had to has a fyew days owf frum eet awll!! Indeeder! Ees troo! I'z sed to mummer n dadder, come on we shood tayke da tentt n gett away frum wurk commitmernts fur a cuppel days! n they agrreed, apperently hoomans gett buziie too!! Whoo'd'a'thinkd it!? heeheehee!

So we went awaiy to a nyew placey we had nutt beed befurr, n gotted AWLL da tenty up, n then owr neyburrs werr a NIGHTHORSE!!!!! Theyy wass showtin n swayrin n blayrin myoosic that hurtid ma sensertiv doggy heering ears, n therr doggers werr owf da leadies n almostt in owr tent!! n they playd badmintonn VERRIY closse to dadders carr! ppfff! So we sed "SOD IT! Gives yer muny backk campinsiyte peopple, n we go somewherr elshe!!" So we putted away awll da tentty n drovve to wherr we yoosyully go - ie da placey wherr we wentt da last twoo tiymes -  n starttid awll ovir agen!!! We was knakkerrd by sleepytime, eees TROOO!!! YEAH!

Soooo, herre is an accountt owf ma tripp, wunce we gott to dabetter playcey, wherr we yoosyully go! YEAH!:

We gotted a fiyne littel nookie cosy bit awll to ourselvvs, see:

Awll cosie n ower little patch!

So we took a trippy to a loverlie placey cawlled Delgattie Castle!!  Ees byooterful:

Soo oldd butt pretty!

Andd onn da floor ouwtsiyde awll da stones arr in da shapey owf a harrt, how cool is dat?!!

A LOVEly placey! heehee!

N thenn wunce mummer n dadder had luntch therr, we wentt backk to our houwsey!! or Tent, heeheehee!  Eet was so niyce, kus we cood park da car upp in frunt, n we hadd owr own pikernik taybel!! YEAH!, see:

I lovve gowin camppin! heeheehee!

Andd arr yoo awll sayin, "whatt is datt I spy outsiyde yoor tentty Posiedorg?!" 

Yeah guys!! Eet ees a PADDLIN POOL!! I has nevvir herd owf wun befurr eiyther, butt mummer says she has nevvir herd me pant soo mutch kus eet was roastin toastin, so I needed to be coolerd down!!! So this waz HERS eyedea! YUPPERS!

Shee putted me in it, n I stood stokit still for liyke 10mins! heehehee!

Dum dii dum..!!!

Cood I look less amyoosed and morre wett supposerin I trieyd?!?! heeheee! ...

MUMMER!!!

I gotted owt n as farr awaiy as posserble! eets troo! I is mutch happiyer! heeheehee!

YEAH EES TROO!

Own da Sunnerday, ma mummer said to dadder comme'on n we will putt Pozer in da doggery show dat was gowin own neerby! Soo this is me, SUPPOZSED too be standin own awll fours!! pppffft, yeah, riyght!:

YEAH!!! I'z a Posie dog nutt a
perfurmin dog! heehee!

N whoo didd I'z bumpp intoo?!?!  MA SISTTER!!! YEAH guys, thiss othir border terriorist has da sayme bio-mum n bio-dad as me, butt she is a year yunger, frum anotherrr litter, so shee is lyke nutt ma twin, butt still ma SISTER!!! YEAH!!! Do yoo see da liykness!!??!

Ma sisterr Bailey and mee!!

Heer is anuther pictyoor, to see if yoo cann tell uss aparrt ( I'z givv yoo a cloo: I is da prettiesht wun! heeheehehee! sshhh, downt tell her thatt!!! ) heeheheee!

We both wearr redd! N look aliyke, butt she is
morre gingger, n I has a shortirr taiyley! yeah!

Da show wazz a fixx, kus I was putted in da sayme catergory as a GREAT DANE, a St BERNARND, 2 rottwhiylers n MA SISTER!!!!! Da big rottweilyers n grayte dane kayme first, sekund n thirrd!! I cayme fowrth, thenn tha st bernard n then ma sister!!  So I betted ma SISTER!!! YEAH!!!!

I wun da compertishun, heeheeheehee ees troo!!! heeheeheee!!!!! mmmmeh!! Mummer says I need to tells da trooth, if you wantt da trooth, reed ma scorrd out bitt, I is nutt upp to repeetin da trooth! Sniff!!!  Butt I did beet ma sister! heeheheeheee! no rivalrie at all! heehee!

Aaaaaaanywaaaaiys, moovin own,...

Layter last nigyht we went fur a walkie, n da sun waz shiynin lotds!!! So eet was a grayte niyght fur a wander:

Me walkin in da sunhiyne!

Dis is ma mummers favrit pic owf owr trip:

A posin Posie!

Thenn this mornin, ma mummer went owt da tent, n then dadder did too, n whenn mummer cayme backk she PANNICKED n showted, "WHERE DID POSIE GO?!!??!" She thott I had gotted owt!!! N she showted: "POSIEEEEE!!!!"  reellly loud n scarriey!!

N I goes: "Mummer, why yoo wakinn me upp fur?!?!!!"

I was hiydin underr da duvett, on da beddie!
N when she showted ma heed  went BOOF
out frum underneeth! heehee! Ees troo!

Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh! I iz sleepin!

Okaaays I'zll gett upp, just aftter a kwick streetch n a...

YAAAAWN!!

Soooo efurrywun!! I hope dat yoo enjoyerd seein a small snappshot owf whot I gott upp to att da weekernd!! I hopes yoo has awll had a grayte weekernd too!

Tayke care palss, n speek soon, n I will be seein yoos awll soon AT DA PARAYDE OWF DA MILLENIOOOM!! YEAH!

Love n likkers,

Peediddler,

xoxxx

Completely Wordless Wednesday! (From Posie...that is)

Hello Blogsville and to Posie's friends and fans. It's Posie's Daddy here. I'm really sorry to inform you that Posie won't be posting today. The wee sweetheart has worn herself out replying to all your Emails. She's trying her best to catch up with all the Olympic commitments, but I fear they've caught up with her first and she is completely shattered!

...zzzz...musht chek shpam folder...zzz...n save ma drafteess...zzz...snort snore...

Posie's mum is away today too, so I was left to fill in the void. Don't expect to be entertained as I'm not nearly as much fun as Posie. 

Looking for inspiration, I went to the Willows animal sanctuary and thought about what I should write. I found solace in the Guinea Pig enclosure and made friends with a small furry chap called Marshmallow. I told him of my plight and explained fully my daunting task. 

Yup, yup, yup...mmm hmmm...yes...I see...got any cucumber by the way? I love cucumber...(Ding) Oh I'm sorry our time is up...Please leave some cucumber on the way out...that's cucumber...Capital C, u, c, u, c, u, m, b, e, r...Dash it I never could spell. I get stuck on the a's and n's of Bananas for hours. See? B, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, a, n, ..........

I left Marshmallow struggling with his Bananananana at this point.

Well, I don't have anything to add except that I hope you have a lovely Wednesday and Posie should be back very soon. 

Kind regards and humblest of apologies.

Posie's very sorry daddy

XX and indeed OX

Oh boy am I going to get grief about this tomorrow...It's true!

DEADLINE

Hey Effurywun,


Sending happy greeting to yoo in ma SHORTIST evirr post I haystin to add, just to say dat I is closin da deaddliyne fur ma parayde entriees at 11.59pm on tha 18th July, whitch gowin by Scottishh (aka Posie-tiyme) yoo guys haz 25 hourzz, 18 minutts n 20 secunds lefft to gett yoor entriees in! Aniiy laterr, n yoo will nutt gett to be in ma parayde, n that wud suckk, so GET EM IN, noww!! heeheehee! 


Yoo now has 15 hours 17 minuutes n 47 sekkunds... n couwtin... heeheehee! I is bein strikkt today, ees troo!


I've gott 135+ entriees so farr...


Heeheehee! Updaytes aftir da 18th guyzz! 


Love n likkers,


Yoour buzzie buzzie furrend,


Da Pdorgie


xoxxoxxox

Wezzer's Burrfday!

Herllo awll,


I is interruptin awll dis Olermpikk builddupp too lett yas awll know dat eet ees a furry furry speshal day tooday!! YUPPERS!! EEes ma Uncel Wesley's Burffday!!  YEAH! EES TROO! Ma favrrit uncel in awll da landd is 11 today! Da big WUN WUN! yeah!!


So here's to yoo Uncel Wez, havv a good un!!! YEAH!


Happpiee Burrfday too yoo
Happpiee Burrfday too yoo
Happpiee Burrfday deeeer uncel wezzer
Happpiee Burrfday toooooo yoooooooo!!


Enjoyy yoor sellybrashuns wiv yoor ballons n party hatt on okays?!

HIP HIP HOORAH!!!!

Furr hees a joly good fellow...

Okays yoo awll get where I is goin wiv awll dat!! Haz a good un Uncel Wes! YEAH!

Alsooo, a bigg shouwt owt to ma GREAT AUNTIE M!!! Kus ees her birfday too! YEAH! How cool is dat?! How lukky ees she?! She shayred da sayme burrfday as ma Uncel Wez!? Tho she was herre furst, as she is in her eiyghties, Yeah ees troo, thfo that's a nummber I cann't reelly cownt too, so we will leaave eet at that! Butt suffiyce too say:

Happpiee Burrfday too yoo
Happpiee Burrfday too yoo
Happpiee Burrfday deeeer Great Auntie M (well ma dadder's Great Auntie M, so techernickally ma Grayte Great Auntie M, butt that's a bitt long for ma songy..GASP...so we'll stikk wiv deer Grayte Auntie M!)
Happpiee Burrfday toooooo yoooooooo!! YEAH!


Hav good days toodays!


I is off bakk to ma inbox kus I has ovvir WUN FREEKIN HUNDREED PARAYDE ENTRIES SO FAR!!! YEAH!!!! EEES FREEKIN TROO!


Happy Mondaiy guyz!


Love n likkers,


Pdorg xxoxoxx

UPDAYTE

Herlo effurywunn,


Howw ees all ma furrends tooday?  I haz been a furry furry furry buzieee doggy this week!! Ooh ma goodernyess, wun menshun owf a parayde n ma inbox goed BOOOOM! Innundayted dus nutt evin begin to covvir eet, I has entries frum AWLL kiynds owf aniymals frum awll ovirr da plannit, ees MENTAL!!!  But grayte, awll da sayme! 


Now, I has nutt evin hadd tiyme to repliy to yoo awll yet n I has nutt had tiyme to gett ma own entries owt, butt feer nutt, I iz on it!! heehee!


Also, Lookies what da loveerly mummer laydiey frum Zoolatry mayde furr me:

How wundderfull ees DAT?!?!  I loves eet! Ees troo!

N shee has mayde me a loverly littlee badgie dat yoo can awll yuose fur yoor siydebarrr so yoo can say yoo arr pawtissypatting in da parayde, see:

So jusht yoo helpp yoorself n havv eet fur yoor pageys!

Thiss Parayde is gownna be immenss, so give me a chancey to gett on topp off eet awll n I'z'll see yas awll soon!

Keep trainin guyz,

Love n likkers, 

Pdorg,

xoxx

kwikk parayde-pics-postyrooooh

Herlo ma devoooowtid follwers n fanzies, n mosht impawtintly FURRENDS!!! hope dis Fursday has been good to yoos awll!


IMPAWTINT: I gotted an email frum somewun, butt eet went into ma spam foldirr n mummer has gottin ridd owf eet by mistayke!!! she nevir notticed who eet was frum either - SILLY MUMMER! Et was an emaiyl wiv only WUN attached pictyoor, eet was owf a pussycatt, frum the front, eet was sittin down n eet had been photoshoppd wif an Americann flaggy infronnt owf eet n therr was lots of red n blue colourrs rownd abowt eet!  Ma mummer is pleading and askin if eet ees yoo n yoo know who yoo is, then pleese emaiyl us yoor paraydey picture, agaiyn!!! SORRY!!!


I is dowin a miyty kwik posty to say herlo, n I is still herre, I has been swomped wivv emaiyls frum yoo awll so I has nutt kwiyte mayde eet ovir to blogger the lasht cuppel owf days! Thees Olermpiks has mayde everywun CRAZY heeheehee, butt eees troo n I'z love love eet!  I has hadd soooooo many messerges frum yoo awll introyoocin yoorselvs n sendin in piktyooors, ees ben absooooloootly GRAYTE yuppers!


So, eef I has nutt gotted bakk too yoo yet, dus nutt deespaiyr, no no, ma mummer ees overseeein me to mayke shoor I reply to eeeverywun asap, butt she has beed to buy a nyoo carr n stuff so has been uber megar bizieee, so we is workin ower way thru themm, yuppers, eeeeees troo!  Butt we has till da 18th soo ees okay guys, butt bee shoor to know:


I will emaiyl yoo to say I has reseeved yoor pic(s) as soon as I can
I is currently maykin ma way down da SIXTY PLUS emaiyls wiv piktyoors
If yoo has nutt herd frum me yet, DO NUTT PANIKK, I maybe hasntt reeched yoor wun yet, givv me 48hourz okays?! heeheehee!


Andd eef yoo has nutt sent in yoor piktyoor yet, get on eet guys, yoo has until da 18th owf couwrse, butt da soonir da better, so I'z can keep trakk owf who still hass to get em in!!!


Alsoo, fanks to everywun soo farr fur gettin em in, therr is lots owf yoo sittin on your butts, evin tho spessifiyed upshtandin blogggers, butt yoo knoww I fink thatt our blogosphere n blogsville ees soooo grayte n ekklectik n wunderfull I fink we can cumyulativly do OUWR PARAYDEY howevver we darnd well wunt too!  Andd da eemaginashun dat has gown into some of yoo guys pics is just fabb! So lissen upp awll patissypants, da morre flaggies n buntin n grayteness da bettir! heeheheee!


Okays, I is away too carrie own wiv ma inboksx! YUPPERS!


Keep trainnin doggers n catzies n fishies n crabbies n hamsters n gofurs n awll,


Posie-da-hairry-baybie

xxoxxx

PARAYDE PICS

Herlloooooooooo tooo yas awll!!!! Yipppereyoooh and huzzzzzah!


Is yoo awll been good pets dis weekernd?! I hopes soo! Heehee!  I is commin too yoo toniyght wiv sum very verrry sadd nyoooos, yupppers...


ANDY MURRAY DIDD NUTT WINS ATT WIMBERLDUN!!! noppe, ees sad, ees troo!  I satted n watchedd himmm awlll day lonng too...

"Coooome own 'en Andiiiyy!"
I'z showtid! 

N I watchiyd da bally go flyern pasht ackrros da screeen fur FOWRR HOURRS...

I fink dey needed sum doggers
to catch da ballies fur dem!!
YUPPERS!

Thenn ma mummer thot ma nekky miyght gett sowre kus I satted n Iwattched eet awll in da wrongg diyrekshun, so I turrned rowndd n gott a mutch better vieww:

Yeeeeah Murray!! YEAH!

Butt, alass eet was nutt ment to be, nosireee, he didd nutt win evin tho I'z watchid him AAAAWWL DAY LONG, Federererererer beeted himm to da trophfey, butt nevir mind Andiy Murray, I'z shtill luvv ya, n soo will yoor Maggie...

Troo luvv! EEs troo! Kus eets
TROO LUVV! PHEW!
(Imagge tooked frum herre!)

Anyways, enuff abowt tennish, lets movve own to morrre impawtint fings... ma shnupper! BURP! Yoo see guys, I duss da weerdest fing, n I has nutt shayred dis wiv yas befur, butt let me shayre eet wiv yas nows!  I liykes to be awll inkogneeto n try to shniff owt da sceene befurr I get ma fooders!  heehee! EEes troo! Dis is wherre I'z get ma foodies:

The playcey wherr
eet awll goes dowwn!
(down intoo ma bellie!)

Soo, dadder (mosht oftin) opiins da cupburrd doory n then taykes ma fooders owt n putts eet in ma bowel in ma redd bone shapeyd bowel holdirr! YEah!  Butt whiylst hee fiddles abowt wiv da lidd on da tin n shtuff I carnt get in abowt to see whot ees happernin, sooooo, I has to find anuzzer way to snifff eet owt!  Ergo, I has fownd a handy little posie-nosey-sized gapp in da market, i meen gap in da door to sniff owt ma fooders, burp, see!!!:

dadder seyz I iz sutch
a NoseyPosie!

I'z jusht hoppe he dussnt shutt dat door in a hurry, ouwchies! heeheehee!

So thenn I extrikayte ma noser, n thenn dadder kloseys da doory, n den I get to numm upp awll ma food, YEAH, Look:

nummy, nom, nommy,
nummers, BURP, numms!!!

Yeah, so dat ees how eet awll happerns at ma howsey, in cayse yoo didd nutt knows! Yupp! EEes troo!  I is a nosey Posie dorgie! indeeder!

Soooo, I movve own to ma lasht poiwnt owf interesht fur dis poshty.... DA PARAAAAYDE FUR DA ATHLEEETES! YEAH! Eeet ees almosht uppon uss furrends, dis whoole OLERMPIK shernanyginns, yeah!!! Therrs no eskaperin da papperazzi n da eventts n da flaggys n da memorabeeelia now, nooooowayy uhuh! 

Soooo, eeets da niynthf owf July, andd we awll knows dat dat meens, GET YOOOR PIKS IN..... NOW NOW NOW!!!! Send in yoor paraydey pics to me liyke as owf fiyve minurts ago, get em in!!! Sendd em too:

posiedorg (at) gmail (dot) com

Yuppers!! YEAH!!!! Ma inbox is waytin wiv welcomerin paws fur yoor emaiyls, n awll yoor deliyghtful piktoors, YEAH! I has fowr pics alreeedy!  Now I may nutt reply a grayte long emaiyl  to say I has gotted em, kus thenn I wood never has da tiyme to get da postin done, butt I will putt bakk "fanks xx" too say I has gotted it, ok!?!? 

I hopes yoo awll get em in as soon as yoo kan, I carnt waiyt to get this SHOW OWN DA ROAD, ees troo! yuppers!

Butt furr nows folkies n doggers n catties n hoomans n awll yoo beesties owt therre, I iz gownna bid yoo a niyghtey niyght, kus ees bed tiyme! Yeah, ees tr..ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Love n likkeryooohs,

Pdiddler,

xxoxxoxx